Mr. Mom

Dad picks me up from school.

Me: So, how was your first day without Mom?
Dad: Okay so your first assignment is to go home and put away all those clothes in that basket in your room. I already did laundry for the dark colors, so can you go home and do the whites for me? Do you know how to do laundry? Do you need me to buy you anything? There's food to eat at home, right?
Me: Yes, Dad...